There’s no love like Mom’s love

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What Mom Says & What Mom Means

1. Put on a sweater / I’m cold

2. Young people need their rest / Go to bed so I can have some peace and quiet.

3. You’re too young to stay out that late / I’m too old to stay up late.

4. Choose your friends wisely / Ditch the weirdos pronto!

5. You’ll learn a few things when you’re on your own / The landlord won’t let   your stereo on “STUN” either.

6. Where are you going? / I LOVE YOU

7. Who else will be there? / I LOVE YOU

8. When will you be home? / I LOVE YOU

9. Be careful! / I LOVE YOU

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