Ten Commandments For Mothers
Thou shalt drive the car pool to the ends of the earth.
Thou shalt find the missing sock.
Thou shalt cut both pieces of cake EXACTLY the same size.
Thou shalt NOT get sick when kids do.
Thou shalt answer questions about geography, long division, and where babies came from.
Thou shalt walk slowly and carry a big purse.
Thou shalt stop on the highway to rescue the turtle…and give the kids raw hot dogs to feed it.
Thou shalt through a zillion recitals and ball games.
Thou shalt not admit thou art related to – much less kiss – thy adolescent in public.
Thy shalt give thyself time to relax and enjoy life.
Related posts:
Tags: mommyhood, ten commandments of moms
This entry was posted on Saturday, October 10th, 2009 at 8:50 pm and is filed under Cuties, Daily Dose. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
4:40 am on October 13th, 2009
Why is bra singular and panties plural?