Thou shalt drive the car pool to the ends of the earth.

Thou shalt find the missing sock.

Thou shalt cut  both pieces of cake EXACTLY the same size.

Thou shalt NOT get sick when kids do.

Thou shalt answer questions about geography, long division, and where babies came from.

Thou shalt walk slowly and carry a big purse.

Thou shalt stop on the highway to rescue the turtle…and give the kids raw hot dogs to feed it.

Thou shalt through a zillion recitals and ball games.

Thou shalt not admit thou art related to – much less kiss – thy adolescent in public.

Thy shalt give thyself time to relax and enjoy life.