jivy | 
10 9th, 2007| 
Kahit may ghost sa room natin sweet, love pa din kita! Thanks for the warm hug last night! I had a good sleep, mwah! more months to come! love u 
Mar
25
Pessimist: ”My glass is half empty.”
Optimist: ”My glass is half full.”
Corporate-downsizing consultant: ”Looks like we’ve got twice as much glass as we need here.”
Mar
16
The Simplified Chinese Language…
For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better!
Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift
Dum Gai - A stupid person
Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia - Approach me
Lao Ze Sho - Dawson’s Creek
Lao Zi - Not very good
Lin Ching - An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai - A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant
Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting — There is no reason to raise your voice
Mar
15
click the link: dearpenis_1__12.exe
Once in a while, my colleagues and I share cool stuffs like jokes and articles through emails. Tony, is from Aussie and teaches Business Studies. He has the passion for his profession and what other people don’t know about him, is that he’s so funny. He loves to make jokes and it usually make us laugh hard in the staff room. Last Exam Period (some months ago) we were so devasted with all the work that we do, so he decided to send this email to me, just to make me smile and remind that ” Hey, they’re not gonna cry for you when you die because you’re working hard “. And since I don’t have a boyfriend he said this one is just right for me!
